full moon theory

i never believed in the full moon/ ware wolf theory, until i put two and two together.Women get bitchier,men get meaner,teenagers become even worse teenagers and there is even less money in my wallet. Here is my deduction,you only have to look at the effect that the full moon has on tides (way powerful) and the fact that the human body contains 65% water makes it all very clear why the general public goes crazy once a month.............The moon is raking havoc across the globe.......Damn you moon....